Ted Nugent defends himself in the only batshit way he knows how — by digging a deeper hole:
CBS’ Jeff Glor asked Nugent if the Romney campaign had a problem with his NRA comments. Nugent said that the Romney campaign has expressed nothing but support for him after the outrageous remarks. “Stay on course, Ted,” the Romney campaign reportedly told Nugent. “Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing.”
So far, so good. But then Glor decided to point out that Nugent isn’t exactly known as a soft-spoken moderate. And it all goes to hell:
I’m an extremely loving, passionate man! And people who investigate me honestly — without the baggage of political correctness — ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damn nice guy! And if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your fucking dick!”
After offering Glor some man-on-man action, Nugent then threatened to “fuck” a female CBS producer, turning to her and screaming “Or fuck you! How’s that sound?”
Nugent blamed his remarks on a kidney stone and apologized later. Kind of like turning into a KKK Grand Wizard because of heatstroke, amirite you guys?
KIDNEY. STONES.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stones are a symptom of Jesus H. Christ.
Funny… when I had kidney stones, they hurt like hell, but they didn’t make me a paranoid, racist misogynist.
Every time I had a chunk of crystallized mineral ripping through thread-sized passages in my organs, turning my pee the colour of beet juice, I foolishly went to the hospital; apparently I’m supposed to go on a TV interview. :P
kidney stones never been funnier
OH, PLEASE. YOU’RE NOT LOOKING AT ME SO HARD YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE STARING.
DON’T FIGHT IT, GIRL. I TURN HEADS LIKE A TAPE DECK.